04:33pm
02:02am
Those moments you get REALLY crunk when your drunk

sickestkidsz:

mydreamsmyworld:

& your friends look at you like

all the fucking time lmao

02:00am
When my parents leave home and don’t take me:

skippadiablocanon:

phoebsmiles:

When I was a child.

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Nowadays.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO.

THISSSS

02:00am
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musikismysavior:

Damnnnnn!!! That T.I. looking mofo can swing

02:00am
That awkward moment when you stand up and realize how drunk you are

simplydop3:

ljwkengrhtorwiprfmk

02:00am
01:59am
When you sit next to a REALLY sexy person.

ayoofreezy:

And you’re like:

But you wanna be like:

01:59am
Your crush walks in the room…

nomorefakesmiles:


Your friend instantly turns to you and is like:And you’re just like:

01:59am
Remember when you asked me to bring you a glass of water ?

stephaniemydear:

mayneverfind:

I took a sip. 

lmaaooo!

lmao, this is me all day.

01:59am
Years from now I will show my kids this little blog of mine and they will say,

tdoll:

iihope:

“Mom! You were so love struck…and horny”

and i’ll be like..

“Geez mom, you hated a lot of bitches”

and i’ll be like..

“Mom? What IS air?”

and i’ll be like..

“Mom, they have unicorns back then?!”

and i’ll be like..

“Mom,  You were so WEIRD”

and i’ll be like..

“Mom, i finally understand why you’re you”